We are now a mere 72 hours away from the annual Barnes Bridge Ladies Christmas bash and you are still in need of vital information, namely the finalised pre-Party Waddle details. There have been a few tweaks to the Waddle itinery, in part to correct the flawed assumption that it will take precisely zero minutes to walk between pubs [unless you're Geordie, he can disapparate between pubs, it's amazing]
Most importantly, please read the rules of the Waddle, a guide to Gentlemanly conduct before and during the Party.
We are still in need of a Whipman of course, a position of considerable power, so volunteers welcome. Assume you will need to give the Whipman £20 in order to cover a pint in each of the three pubs and a pint on arrival at the venue. If you are a deviant and drinking spirits then £25 should cover it.
The 2014 Waddle itinary
17:00 - 17:30: Gather in Ye White Hart (Barnes).
17:30 - 17:45: Amble to the Jolly Gardeners.
17:45 - 18:15: Jolly Gardeners (Mortlake).
18:15 - 18:45: The Ship (Chiswick Bridge).
18:45 - 19:00: Meander to Dukes Meadow’s Golf Club
19:00: Arrive at venue, get another drink and prepare to eat, be merry and disco.
You may notice that there is no boathouse bar on the Waddle itinery. Quite cunningly, the party venue is situated very close to the boathouse bar so this will enable us to hold the inaugural Waddle Into Darkness, which will journey from the party venue to the boathouse bar just after midnight.